im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
I like when I wake up my legs are stiff and I can barely walk. It’s like I can hear them saying,
” lol where do u think you’re going you little bitch? Get back in bed.”